Things People Lie About

 Things People Lie About:

 Thanks, that's just what I wanted.

 He's in a meeting.

 I only read Playboy for the interviews.

 It was owned by a little old lady who

 only drove it on Sunday's.

 I was only doing 55.

 If you step on a crack, you'll break

 your mother's back.

 He's just a friend.

 If you don't stop making that face,

 it will stick that way.

 I lost your phone number.

 The check is in the mail.

 I resigned.

 I can quit anytime I want to.

 I must have been in the shower

 when you called.

 Such a cute baby.

 I'm feeling sick, I won't be in.

 I'm more interested in brains,

 than in looks.

 Oh, too bad, I'm busy on that night.

 It was great for me, too.

  I'm 39.



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