Monday, October 10, 2011

Little Known Facts

Hello again... Some of you may already know this but I looooove to laugh. I wanted to share a joke with everyone that is soooo hilarious, I guarantee you'll want to read it twice. These are little known facts:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
  (In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing) 
A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
  (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??, Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
See, I knew it would put a smile on your face. 
(and God love that pig!)

I truly hope that noone was offended by this posting. I am going through something right now and laughter is one of the ways I'm able to handle things better. When they say that laughter is good medicine, it's no joke. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts your energy, diminishes pain and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. When laughter is shared, it has a domino effect because it's simply contagious. So, my work here is done. Thanks for visiting. Have a great day!


  1. Love your blog. I added it to my list so anyone who reads my blog will see the link to yours. BTW, I really enjoyed your list!!

  2. Thanks so much for stopping by and leaving a 'footprint' in my comment box!

    Glad I 'met' you today so I could join in the fun of your posting list! Too funny!

  3. These were hysterical! I'm not too sure about wanting to be a pig in your next life, think of all that mud! And I love your moving picture from a few posts back. I've never seen that!!! Enjoy your day!

  4. Hey Dee Love your blog:) Thanks for stopping by my site!

  5. Laughter is truly the best medicine and your comments made the whole thing worth it. Glad I found your blog :O)

  6. I want to follow but don't know how, am I missing something. I feel like the ostrich :O)