Things People Lie About:
Thanks, that's just what I wanted.
He's in a meeting.
I only read Playboy for the interviews.
It was owned by a little old lady who
only drove it on Sunday's.
I was only doing 55.
If you step on a crack, you'll break
your mother's back.
He's just a friend.
If you don't stop making that face,
it will stick that way.
I lost your phone number.
The check is in the mail.
I resigned.
I can quit anytime I want to.
I must have been in the shower
when you called.
Such a cute baby.
I'm feeling sick, I won't be in.
I'm more interested in brains,
than in looks.
Oh, too bad, I'm busy on that night.
It was great for me, too.
I'm 39.
Quote of the Day.
I hope you all have an awesome week. God bless you.
